Dear Slow People,
I understand that some days, walking fast is just not on the agenda; maybe you're tired, or you just took a test, or you've got a lot on your mind. But I got places to be! There's no need for you to walk super slow in front of me. Walking in the middle of the sidewalk, so I can't get around you, is completely not necessary. It's like the highway: Slower traffic keep right.