This food is my food. It is not for you. Please stop trying to be sneaky and eat it. Purring at me and acting friendly will also get you nowhere. I don't feed dogs my food (unless I drop it on the floor), and I certainly won't be giving it to you.
Also, my bedroom is off limits while I am asleep. Please stop trying to get in. I've never cuddled with a dog in my bed. I don't want you in here, either. When I actually have a dog of my own, I will also not be letting it sleep in my room because I
Also also, you are creepy. I am just minding my own business, and I turn around and there you are!! Please stop sneaking up on me.
I know I have to live with you for the next year, but if you could try to be a little less cat-like, I could try to like you a little more.
P.S. And stop eyeing Claude! It is my snake, I love it, and you are not allowed to play with or eat it!